Oops…you’re not supposed to be here.
You got lost, and entered this page by accident. I know…
But you shouldn’t be at my backyard, really. Now join your fellows and enjoy the rest of the tour. I’m gonna take you back to where you belong. You don’t even have to lift your foot / finger or anything. Just stay still, and hold on tight.
Counting down from 11, 10, 9…